He also has the Franklin Badge, which is a special medallion that can reflect bolts of electricity. Wiz: Ness is also equipped with his trusty baseball bat and yo-yo, which he can actually use very well. Ness’s signature attack, he releases a sound-based energy wave that’s colorful enough to give even the slightest epileptic some massive seizures! PK Starstorm pulls down several meteors engulfed in fucking fire to utterly destroy the poor soul that gets hit by it! But by far his best physical attack is PK Rockin’. Remix) - Mother 3)īoomstick: YES! Ness’s two greatest attacks are PK Starstorm and PK Rockin’. (Cues: Unfounded Revenge/Smashing Song of Praise (Smash Bros.

All these techniques are incredibly useful, but they all pale in comparison to Ness’s two greatest attacks-īoomstick: OOH, OOH! Can I do this section? PSI Magnet absorbs incoming projectiles and heals Ness that way. Wiz: PSI Lifeup heals damage taken by Ness, while PSI Healing can erase status effects done to Ness. PSI OffenseUp and DefenseUp both raise his offensive and defensive stats respectively, while OffenseDown and DefenseDown both lower his opponents stats.īoomstick: PSI Shield sets up a protective force field around Ness that halves the damage he takes, and at higher levels, can even be used to reflect back projectiles. Wiz: Ness doesn’t just have physical attacks. However, if Ness wants to, he can hit himself with his own damn attack and launch himself like a fucking rocket! It can paralyze, blind, cause strangeness, and can even instant kill!īoomstick: He can shoot out a ball of electricity with PK Thunder that he can control. His PK Flash is a green ball of light with a multitude of special effects. Wiz: That isn’t even scratching the surface of his abilities. He can shoot fire from his fingertips with PK Fire, freeze you alive with PK Freeze and, well, teleport with PSI Teleport! (Fuck I forgot PSI Paralysis but pretend it’s there ~ Sharaku)īoomstick: Ness has some super insane abilities with PSI. Moving right along, you might be wondering: “How is a 13 year old supposed to defeat a cosmic destroyer of universes?” Well, Ness is one of the chosen ones, people gifted with the extraordinary powers of PSI, or psychic powers.

Hey, your mom could pound me, just saying. Right after getting beaten to death by Porky’s dumb, loud, and fat mom. Buzz Buzz tasks Ness with collecting the powers of the eight “Your Sanctuary” locations in order to unlock the true powers lying within him.īoomstick. Already his influence is spreading to the past, and Ness has to hurry in order to stop it. Wiz: -Has taken over most of the known universe and is currently on his way to the past. Wiz: Apparently, the destroyer of universes, Giygas-īoomstick: -Who doubles as a creepy space fetus! Anyways, he found a fly/alien/thingy called Buzz Buzz, who told Ness about the future. But not just any fly! A Superfl-.oh, we can’t say that. When Ness went out to investigate, the things he discovered about himself was enough to change his entire path and lead him to discover his true potential.īoomstick: And, what did he find? A fly. Wiz: He lived a peaceful life, until a meteor fell from the sky near his house. He lived a normal life playing baseball and doing.whatever with-īoomstick: THAT PIECE OF SHIT NEXT DOOR, PORKY! Or Pokey.I dunno, translation is weird. Wiz: Ness is a 13 year old boy from the suburbs of Onett.

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